so we were watching the latest episode of fringe and when altlivia and olivia are talking/saying goodbye to each other, my dad pauses it and just sits there silently for a moment. then he announces rather loudly, i just had a thought. what if they had lesbian sex with each other? would it just be like masturbation or what would it be? and my mom is just like what the fuck? and i’m like poker face because of course i have never considered this before. ever. nope not me. and when no one answers my father he looks at us and says what? i need to know these things. and now i know why i’m so damn weird and have such random thoughts. only my father.