Bought a whole bunch of zombie movies for a zombie movie night with my bud Aiden. They might be stupid, but what the hey. Zombies. Sometimes I just want to watch the undead eat people. Yeah…

So I came out to my best friend and she just said oh I know, I was wondering when you were going to tell me.  I think that was almost worse than her freaking out which I’ve totally been bracing myself for for a really long time.  The fact that I’ve been stressing and freaking out about it and then her response being simply I know?  Surprise! Apparently she’s known for forever (probably longer than me it sounds like) and I was like and you didn’t say anything? Just let me suffer in silence or at the very least you could’ve clued me in.  Sheesh.  Well, I feel much better in general now.  And I’m glad to know I have awesome friends.  They are the best.

also on vacation we did establish that i am the narwhal princess. lol i was the narwhal queen for about ten glorious seconds before my sister rushed in and said you can’t be the queen cause dianna’s the queen of the narwhals and i sat there and really couldn’t argue with that logic so i got demoted to princess of the narwhals. which i am still totally okay with. i am also a scene it jedi master. which really just proves that i watch way to many movies… oh well i can’t care.

well i was just sitting here minding my own business on my laptop and my chair starting moving and i went to yell at my brother for running up the hall and then i realized well shit that’s an earthquake vibrating my butt.  geez. lasted about thirty seconds.  haven’t had that happen for quite a while. 

My friend has a cute kitten that she says I can have and he’s orange and white with a tiny bit of black on his paws and tail and his name is Link for crying out loud.  I want him so bad.  I want his calico sister named Zelda too, but that’s beside the point.  But my dad is like no you cannot have a kitten. I don’t understand why not… Argh…

My beautiful cake :)

Pride yesterday was so fun. Me and my best buddy Aiden had an amazing time.  I ended up with a rainbow flag tied around my neck like a cape.  Shoulda made it a toga. It was amazingly fun. We sat by these two old ladies for the parade who randomly bought us coffee for watching their chairs for them.  Then one of them whips out freaking strawberry banana muffins from her purse and is like I just made these want some? Then they offered us sunscreen (which we needed badly) but not til the parade was over so it didn’t really help either of us. So today both of us are fried.  We’re pretty sure we both had heat exhaustion yesterday, but hell it was worth it.  I got home at six, took a nap, woke up at nine, stayed awake for about an hour, and then went straight to bed.  But my dad convinced me to put egg whites on my sunburn and surprisingly it helped a lot. Who knew? 

what the fuck? my sidebar gif keeps disappearing and then it reappears and now it’s gone again.  what the fuck is wrong with it? Grrr…

argh my face is sunburned and it hurts…. sunburns are evil and suncreen is a lie… though i guess if you applied it consistently like the instructions say there wouldn’t be a problem…hmmm…well whatever. my face still hurts and i am annoyed with you, you stupid bottle of 75 spf. you lie to me.

I have discovered why I don’t grow plants very well. I’m currently trying to grow lilies (my favorite flower), but I really just want them to bloom already. I mean green is nice, but I’m really waiting on some pretty blossoms. I have no patience. Damn it. Why can’t you just grow faster?

Sigh off to work ladies and gents. Pray for me. Hopefully I don’t hurt my knee anymore than it already is… Meh.

my sister and i totally just belted out on my own from les miserables in the car at the top of our lungs. cause we’re cool like that. except now my throat feels funny. ah well. i regret nothing.

off to work with a migraine…yay…  at least its only for half a shift today. my friends are taking pity on me and letting me go home early. hallelujah. when i get home its time for pajamas and laying on my bed with excedrin. perfect friday night. 

so we were watching the latest episode of fringe and when altlivia and olivia are talking/saying goodbye to each other, my dad pauses it and just sits there silently for a moment. then he announces rather loudly, i just had a thought. what if they had lesbian sex with each other? would it just be like masturbation or what would it be? and my mom is just like what the fuck? and i’m like poker face because of course i have never considered this before. ever. nope not me. and when no one answers my father he looks at us and says what? i need to know these things. and now i know why i’m so damn weird and have such random thoughts. only my father.

argh i hate owning a car. apparently with the pontiac grand prix model the auto window regulator motor thingie tends to be shitty. so about three months ago my passenger door window slid open and wouldn’t close. and i noticed after work and i was freaked out that someone had broke into my car. but no. the window just fails. so i had to buy a whole new motor regulator thing for the window for a hundred dollars. so anyway, yesterday the driver’s side window did the same thing. 

luckily my uncle knows a guy who got me the part for fifty bucks instead of a hundred, but still. i am furious i even have to fix the damn thing considering i just fixed the passenger door. damn it all it all to hell. stupid vehicle. if only i didn’t need you.